I largely gave up on r4r for any 'fun;' stuff and removed all history of it to just enjoy the shite posts on normal /r a year or twoo due to less and less consistancy espedcially during pandemica and if your not into holding hands on chaterbate wearing scooby doo and shaggy costumes or other things some crazy redditors ask for, i mean just hmu for stories that fit into every category of crazy, weird, hot, and sad but....

I still do sometimes go browsing and send the odd DM, mostly just to connect with human being s that sound rad these days however I just read a 'i have thought about it forever, but I want to meet some people" style post that made me go ah go balls in who cares its the internet

Thusly, I have a little thing that an expert would have to diagnose, probly some sort of bipolar light dom/dub thing but I can not get enough of muff and even playing gently or seriously of anything but. As in if a lady shows up at my door step from 1am to 11pm and has any hnt of that smell (seirously, ok maybe not totlally but yaknow) I cannot breath until I have my mouth bits aound it as long as allowed, and the some extra after., Or just typical male monkey behavior I guess? Either way, dirty-arr-for-arr if you are inneed of some checkusp, these doors are open to yours especially cause never had a partner or fwb that could handle more than an hour or so.

And the real one, probably actually pretty typical like how dudes wanna act like they 24 feet hung and nearly as much left to right, have a hard time lasting even with 'aine numbing products, 1 on 1 edging practice from time to time, plus all the years of my life. Pro tips appreciated!

I had way more, but this is basically just out there to tel myself I made it and not waste anymore reddit energy thinking bout it versus my typical serious relationship posts but for any local that needs a muff'ler checkup (or to help train an athelete for long distance running) well as Glenn Quadmire once said, I neleive it was... All right! Giggity!.