I possess the extraordinarily rare capability of "holding a basic conversation". I will respond to every message the moment I see it.

This not a roleplay scenario, this is the actual reason for this post:

Not to sound desperate, but... It's a lot less cool to be a virgin once you lose the "teen" suffix.

You stand a good chance of taking my virginity if you're in the area.

If you are not genuinely going to enjoy this, please don't apply. I want this to be passionate for both parties. I wanna give you a reason to celebrate, too.

So. The usual question for virgin guys of my age...

Why?:

Feels like something a potential partner deserves to know. Well, the good news is that I'm not an incel, or a misogynist, or an alpha redpilled neckbeard redditor. I treat human beings like human beings, and boundaries like boundaries.

Is it due to a lack of opportunity, a lack of confidence, or a lack of interest? Am I afraid of talking to girls? Am I socially inept? Am I sexually repressed? Or just unappealing?

Well. Believe it or not, I am capable of declining sex, despite being chronically male. Irrational guilt, I suppose. I wanted to find my lifelong soulmate immediately, at 14 years old, and live happily ever after. The End. Unfortunately, it seems that fate wasn't taking requests at the moment, or I was too picky and my soulmate is mating with some other soul.

You don't have to have a thing for teen virgins, but the lust needs to be mutually passionate. If you're turned on by those arbitrary labels, hit me up, and if you're interested, you can take me and my virginity to your place. When you're done, you can keep the virginity.

By default, I'm gonna be tense, but once you get me to be comfortable and turned on, I'm yours. As long as you're interested too, I'm gonna be very ready for everything. You'll need to take charge a bit, but don't be afraid of going too far. I'll let you know on the off chance you somehow manage to find one.

I'm very open and very interested, meaning that if I take any longer than an hour to respond, I am 100% sleeping. I'm not this formal in real life, don't worry, this is just as informative as I can be.