Hello ladies of of dirtyr4r, as the title states, I am looking for a woman who is either shy, inexperienced, insecure, imperfect, a virgin or just in a dry spell.

I am a chill and non judgmental handsome white male laying over in DC soon. When I arrive in town I am more than happy to host.

I am a tall, average dad bod build, no facial hair, brown hair and eyes, smaller endowed (if you are a size queen not for you then) drug free, disease free, witty, intelligent and patient. SAFE PLAY ONLY. I do have a few pics in my profile.

What I am looking for: Petite, a few extra pounds most welcome, natural bush and smaller breasts HIGHLY DESIRED, Asian, Hispanic, Indian or White, drug and disease like myself and can travel to me. I am not hung up on looks…I care more about compatibility and attitude.

Intrigued? Tell me about yourself and what you are looking to do. If it were to make you feel more comfortable we can have the lights dimmed or off.

SERIOUS inquiries only. One line responses will most likely be ignored. There are SOOOOO many fakes, flakes and scammers here on Reddit so I know all the red flags!! If you can’t eventually provide a verification picture (NOT some random photo) don’t bother replying.