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35 [M4F] UK/Online - Nerdy, British stoner with a secret dirty side
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pyyrothrowaway is a male age 35 looking for a female in British, United Kingdom
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Heyy! This is probably going to be an essay, but bear with me. If I'm going to drown in a sea of m4f posts, then I may as well put some effort in, right? I love connecting with people, and I'm hoping for a little more than just someone to get off with. I like the idea of having friends that I can share dirty thoughts with. May be a long shot, but it's always worth a try!

Anyway, the jist of this mini dissertation is that I'm on my way to getting very stoned, and, in a shocking development, my dick is so hard it actually kinda hurts. I need an expert to come and check this out. Maybe you know what the best course of action is? Always open to suggestions.

Physically, I'm 6 ft3, slim build with dark eyes. I'm not built like a brick house or anything, but I tower over most women. Make of that what you will. Very 420 friendly, have a lot of varied interests, and I think I'm a pretty good conversationalist. Open to all kinds of chats.

I'm fairly kinky, I lean dominant but open to switching it up, too. Will try anything as long as it's not illegal or otherwise too disgusting. I have a lot of pics on my profile, I like the confidence boost this has given me, seeing as I'm quite anxious in my everyday life. I love making others feel good, too. There's a lot of truly beautiful people here, and I enjoy spreading that kind of positivity :)

Anyway, enough blowing my own horn. I'd rather you did that for me. If you do decide to respond, tell me a little bit about you, and it would also be cool if you had pics too (although not essential). Bonus points if you have a sexy voice. I'm a sucker for audio dirty talk.

If you made it this far, then I'm impressed! Why not take the extra step and shoot me a message!

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