Any mucous-y nose things are gross, but I can deal. Urine is somehow okay. Sexual stuff is okay. Butt, I cannot talk about anything related to #2. I get extremely uncomfortable when people talk about it. I go to great lengths and discomfort at times to hide the fact that I do it. Even that is hard to say. I’m disgusted by it. Yes. I have kids and have dealt with mountains of IT. That was okay. They’re just babies. I have a cat AND a dog, although I can’t deal with the dog. I have only passed gas around another human being once. it was a college roommate and I left the room for 2 days after the incident. I accidentally said the F word once and nearly died from embarrassment and also laughing.
I need to get a colonoscopy, but I’m so embarrassed about people knowing what I have to do to “prep.” I hate that word. Colon cancer runs in my family.
I have no desire to be one of those people who love to talk about it. But I do wish I could be comfortable.
People/couples who do THAT in front of each other is dumbfounding and because of the level of comfort and trust that must take has actually become erotic to me.
Anyway. I know this is super weird. I only wrote because i am drunk. I’m mortified it’s even on my phone. I don’t even know what I want.
Please don’t send me nasty, mean or gross messages. Or say, “just get over it!” Yes. I have the book “Everyone ….” My children are fine.
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