Well. That’s it. I’m middle aged. Out of shape. My penis used to be like okay. But it’s shrinking. Nobody respects me including my children and wife. The one thing I have that’s any good is my hair. But that’s genetics. My posture is terrible. I’m some kind of alcoholic even though I hate everything except for lite beer. Once I was going to audition for Jeopardy!. My brother is a genius and very successful. My parents are both dead.
I like women, but nobody that’s too pretty or too cool. I haven’t had sex in 8 years. Marijuana makes paranoid. A robot will replace my job before long. My college was average. I live in New Jersey and have a long commute. My cat may like me, but probably just because I feed him. Large breast scare me that probably won’t matter. I’m extremely ticklish.
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