Hey reddit world. This is a long freakin' post but I talk a lot so you should probably know that right off the bat lol

37F here, one half of a MF couple (M is 29). I'm bi (well pan really), he's straight. I have had threesomes before (but always as the third), but he hasn't. Since I come with the experience of having been a unicorn I understand how annoying it is when a cis het guy talks his girlfriend/wife into a threesome she doesn't really want. Let me reassure you that a) I have never wondered if I'm straight because I've always known I'm not, and b) this is absolutely my idea and he is just gratefully and respectfully along for the ride. At this point in my life I am super picky about the extent to which men understand boundaries and consent, and he is the safest most comfy partner I've ever had. As a former unicorn I also understand that the third is the hot commodity, not the couple... so whatever you're comfortable with, we'll figure it out. If you want a one time thing, great. If you'd prefer the option for something that happens again in the future, cool. If you wanna meet us first so you know we're not serial killers, awesome. If you'd rather know nothing about us and just have a fun sexy night with two people who really like naked women, we're down. If this is your first threesome I'm happy to chat with you without him around first because that's what my first couple did for me and I really appreciated it.

Things you should probably be cool with: a fat girl who isn't insecure about it, an apartment that has cats, and two people who work in healthcare and have really dark senses of humour (but we think we're hilarious). For interest - we both have tattoos, I have a nipple piercing, and he's got a cool job (I mean I do too, but people like his better).

Open to all kinds of people. The only thing I ask is that if you are a human with a dick, thank you but I've already got one in my life that I like lol. (If you send me a pic of it, it'll go into a folder on my desktop to eventually be made into a hilariously unsettling dick collage). Everyone else is totally welcome to get in touch. Send pics and we'll send ours. We're pretty open-minded and think sex should be fun. So let's have some? Talk soon! <3