Oh! I get it! Double standards all around!

I wanna fuck a clown and it’s all like “ooo why is a top phobia your fetish?” But when they all wanna do fuck a clown it’s “ooo daddy we live in a society”

Forget them, what do they know, they didn’t meet you at that fair, I did!

I saw the adorable striped thigh highs, the cute shorts with little paintings on the pockets, the custom decorated corset, arm length gloves to match those thigh highs

And damn, the makeup, amazingly beautiful and very classic, even with the color scheme tilted to match your own

Everything about you was amazingly entertaining and wonderfully charming… the sword swallow was admittedly kind of a cherry on top but hey, happy accidents!

Look either way, my friends don’t know what they’re talking about, I was gonna walk into this restaurant, see you sitting there, and we were gonna have a great night!

…except for the fact that you were still in the makeup??

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…yeah I can’t really justify what I’ve written, I just really like clowns, jesters, mimes, and all those other fun variations on silly gals just happy to entertain

I mean they’re just alt girls with extra steps, really! Lots of makeup, fun, loud outfits, outside-the-norm attitudes, just, also clowns

So, wouldn’t it be fun if a clown girl just never stopped the clown stuff? On a dinner date, or a walk through the park, or a drive-in movie? I certainly think so, especially in a fun, joke-filled roleplay!

Soooo, come get me?

Kinks: Smeared makeup, big asses, lingerie, blowjobs, facesitting, cumplay, semi-public sex, and lots more! Just ask

Limits: Scat, watersports, gore, violence, abuse, etc.