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[M4F] Text me like I am your best friend's dad
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Happy_Meat_Puppet is a male looking for a female
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Was it an accidental text - one meant for someone else? A picture of yourself not meant for other eyes? A flirty text meant for some boy about what you want to do to him, or about what he did to you last night? Are you worried I am going to embarrass you with this? If it is a picture - what if I like it?

Are you in trouble and need to get picked up from a bad scene? You actually listened when I told you years ago to call me instead of driving drunk. Or the guy who brought you to a party is getting really skeevy or maybe even worse? Of course I am going to fulfill my promise and take care of you. Do you show me how grateful you are? (I would rather keep this a positive thing - I don't want to bring you home to put you in a different creepy situation.)

Maybe you just had a few drinks and decided that it was time you shot your shot? Or are you drinking with a friend and are a horrible person sending me a message like that just to mess with me?

I will take a text from you in whatever random direction you want to take it. No playing under 18. (It is completely reasonable that college age people get into sticky situations.)

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Profile updated: 9 hours ago
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a female
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1 year ago