Heyo DPP, I’m looking for a silly weird fun Christmas themed role play!

-example of my writing style-

Home for the winter break from college, it was nice to be away from the hustle and bustle of the big city, and back at home. I’d spent the past few days drinking eggnog and catching up with everyone. Christmas Eve had been a lot of fun, having spent a decent time catching up with family, I’d gone to bed excited at the prospect of snow tomorrow morning for Christmas, every girl loves a white Christmas you know? Some sort of noise has woken me up, and I’d gone downstairs to investigate, and I saw a large bearded big bellied man, picking up a plate of half eaten cookies that had been left out. “Santa…? Your real?” I looked over in disbelief. Seeing you turn around looking over at me, I mistake the look of surprise that I’ve found you down here, as a look of surprise that I can see you at all. Making my way over towards you, wearing a oversized t shirt, and small soft stretchy booty shorts, I look up at you and ask “I tried my best to be good this year, am I gonna get my presents?”. —————- Flashing forwards a few hours. I’m unconscious on the couch, freshly fucked in every hole, covered by cum, leaking cream pies from every hole, an oversized candy cane stuffed in my pussy, my gaping asshole open wide between my pale skinned cheeks.

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Looking for someone to play Santa, Mrs Claus hasn’t been taking care of you, but I’m the perfect gift for you for Christmas.

Open to plenty of ideas, but the gist is, I’d love a weird, silly roleplay, where you convince me that your gonna give me that white Christmas I’m looking forwards to, and your gonna resize my virgin asshole. I’m intrested in playing a gullible woman who gets convinced you are Santa. (Wether you are, or you aren’t.)

Maybe your magic makes me lactate, and that’s where you get your milk for your cookies, or maybe you decide your gonna paint my face for the white Christmas. Maybe you have some toys you want to try out on me.

Limits: no toilet stuff, snuff, blood, you all know the deal.

Kinks: let’s talk, I’m open to weird or silly ones!