It was starting to get late. The sky was softly orange, and the air was thick with snow, as I listened out of my ears for the softest gentle crunch of my prey trampling through the white drenched undergrowth. I knew up close his velociraptor hands were no match for my tingalicious human appendages - if the grippers of an authentic tingle could even be considered to be on the same level as a regular human, and they'd offer little resistance. The heavy air deadened any semblance of sound, and in my heart I knew it was the end for this poor dinosaur

I waited for my moment, as a loud bell tolled in the distance. "Probably Tinnitus" I thought, after all I was a veteran of the Jurassic wars, but this was my moment. I was a predator, and dinosaurs were my prey. I was going to take them for everything they were worth. I am he.

Leaping naked from the undergrowth, balls slapping their way vigorously around in newfound freedom, I charged at the velociraptor with one hand clutching my christmaceous hat - my sole attire - screaming at the top of lung. Every inch of me was Tingling, as my bells tolled freely and my taut muscular legs pumped - closing the distance at a speed reserved only for those who Chuck

"I'M GOIN GET CHA" I screamed, thick hands making contact with the startled velociraptor, his eyes wide. The poor thing never had a chance, in that moment he simply was not, and I aggressively was. I felt his feathered body begin to topple as I leapt into him, tackling him into the ground with a dulled thud into the crunchy snow. In that moment we were united. His (nice dick) body tingling all over as I gripped him firmly, and suddenly I was him. It was too late. We were one

Sex happened. Big aggressive Chucktacious Tingalicious dinosaur sex. We were united in holy dintromony, a mass of writhing limbs and claws as I had my way with him, and we pleasured each other like an octopus that devours whatever it is that an octopus eats but I presume its disgusting (also I've heard they have beaks). In that moment it was impossible to tell where the monster ended, and delicious chunky Chuck began - the only thing that mattered was where my hand was going to end up next, and who was going to fit who's genitals into each other's orifices for the purpose of consuming each other's sexual identities whole

Another loud bell tolled. I looked up, like a startled wild animal - hat jingling softly, and gazed into my surroundings. As quickly as I had arrived, I dropped my prey and sprinted off - satiated into the night, hairy ass cheeks clapping in the wind until the trees and snow and shamelessness covered every part of my disgusting nudity. I was gone. A distant memory, the breeze softly moaning, as a stillness returned to this frozen paradise and the snow returned to seeping into the ground

I had only one purpose in life. I am Father Chuck Christmas Tingle

It is time for christmas dinosaurs merry christmas everyone! 🦖

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