I am arguably the worst BF ever. I wont remember your last name. I’ll barely remember your first name, Debbie, Donna, Darlene? But I’ll smile and say, “Hi Gorgeous! Boy I missed you.” My perfect white teeth and my wide dimpled smile will make you forgot your name too. Then I will bear hug you with my big muscular arms and pick you right off the ground since I am 6’-3”. Kiss you long and very well, not too much tongue and no spit. Then set you down and either ask for food or sex.

See because I am so big and muscular and run about 8% body fat I need to eat every 4-6 hours. Small meals with very few carbs. That’s another issue I have. I’m not going to bang you like a screen door in a hurricane for 4 hours and then eat some delivery pizza! I need a homemade protein shake and some chicken or steak or tuna. So unless you have that handy I gotta go!

That’s not an excuse to run off to hang with the guys or to see another girl. I am going to go get my food. Then maybe take a short nap. Shower and shave and then its probably time to lift again.

Yeah another issue with me is that I workout a LOT. Twice a day everyday except Sunday. Sunday I just do my cardio and have lots of sex. So like if it’s your birthday or something I will see you like between sessions. Hopefully it’s on a Sunday!

Now on the good side I don’t cheat! Cuz I had a GF do that to me so I will text you when we are done. So I am true blue to you, you know until it’s time to move on. But you will get a text!

Now I usually stay with a girl a few weeks at least a month on average. Heck the Chef girl I was with her for months! Like 4! She cooked me really good food and she had this great dog an Australian shepherd, Blue was his name because he had blue eyes! What a cool dog! I used to throw his ball for him sometimes and he would ALWAYs bring it back. Good times.

So anyway my names Steve and sorry about the life story but uh, if you’d like to get a protein shake after I finish my workout that would be cool.

Ok so who wants to have LOTS OF HOT SEX with the chiseled body builder type that is totally self obsessed and a complete air head and wont commit to anything but two, two hours workouts a day?

But he will fuck you senseless for hours before he has to lift again. Bonus if you can cook and have a cool dog!

Kinks: I like to fuck for hours. Different positions and stuff and you know if you want to dress up that’s cool.

Limits: Like no bathroom stuff and everyone's 18.

DMs only!