You were looking for something outside of the day-to-day personal
exchanges one would fine on the dating scene when you came across the
cryptic ad on social media one night. A classified ad with no picture
and no real description of the person to speak of, just simply "The
Upside-Down Pineapple Cake bar, 8pm, tonight."

Good sense told you to skip over and forget it, however, that was hours
ago and you recall your decision now as you sit in the upscale parlor of
the bar. There were enough patrons in the bar for you to be able to sit
there without drawing attention to yourself, despite being alone
amongst the couples, trios, and groups. However, you could feel a couple
eyes stealing a glimpse of you every so often, one pair you sense
belonging to the barkeeper.

A few moments pass as you skip on your drink before a well-dressed
gentleman approaches your raised table. "Pardon me, I'm Jon Ficke...I own
the bar.", I said.

"Would you happen to be here because of the ad?", I said, acting as if
there was nothing non-descript about the ad. Without waiting for you
respond I continue, "...the party will start next Saturday at 8pm sharp.
Be at this address labelled on this the invitation. Remember, no
invitation, no entry.", I say, slipping an ivory envelop across the
table to you.

"Dress is formal, masks are optional, open mind is required.
Congratulations, I look forward to seeing you there.", I smile before
turning on my heel to return to my office in the back of the upscale
bar.

You open the unsealed envelope to read the invitation, "You have been
personally invited to Jon Ficke's Mansion for an evening's (or more) experience.
Remember to bring this invitation with you to 6534 Mulholland Dr.,
Calabasas, CA. All attendees are sworn to secrecy and privacy for what
occurs within the walls of the mansion. Most fantasies are accommodated
by consenting adults 18 . Refreshments and hydration will be provided.
Welcome to the circle, friend!"

(Hi there! My name is Jon Ficke, and I am sending personal invitations to those I have vetted for entry to my mountainside estate for no-strings-attached fantasies. Looking for like-minded elites to join me at my home for a night filled with shared love and exploration. RSVP with me by chat or
message, which I will respond to you with Discord information.)