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My son was an absolute star, and there wasn't any denying it! He'd be the next Tom Brady, even at 19 he has multiple seven-figure contracts lined up with several professional teams! In his first year of college, he broke the division record for yards passed AND touch downs scored. He could run, he could throw, he could do it all!
Naturally, I was EXTREMELY aware of my son's skill and potential. He was going to one of the best universities in the world, free of charge, and majoring in something like astro-fishsticks or something? I still don't know what he's studying but even his professors say he is a prodigy!
Now, you might be asking yourself a few questions at this point. I think one of the main questions is "why is this bitch talking about her son so much? Is this another shitty attempt at incest?"
NO!
I hyped my son up so much so that you could beat him! You are an underdog in every way, just going by statistics. Not even Vegas gave you 20-1 odds, you were just lucky enough to play my son in a league game. You were expected to lose by over 30 points. So obviously when I was approached with a bet of over a thousand dollars if my son won the game, I didn't think twice and took it!
And they lost. And now here I am. In your locker room. Wearing a MUCH too small cheerleader outfit from your team.
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