The two of us get onto the opposite sides of the stage together, and the auctioneer starts reading our bios from the auction catalogue.

On our your left, we have Abigail! (she flashes a familiar smile and starts to untie the belt around her trench coat) Most of you know her well. She's brought in some of the highest bids over the past 15 years. She's 44 years old. (she opens the coat, revealing an otherwise naked body) She's 5'6'', 125 pounds, 34b, and doesn't have any hair below her neck. Her hair is blonde, wavy, and comes down just past her shoulders. (she drops the coat to the floor and slowly turns) She especially likes bondage, spanking, and toys. Her limits include scat, animals, and breaking the skin. (she turns back to the audience and replaces the trench around her body.)

On your right, we have Bradley! (He's in a white robe and waves to the crowd) Now, he's Abigail's son. (they both cover their mouths in faux embarrassment) He's 21, and this is his first auction. In fact, this is his first auction! Let's all give him a hand! (he give a little theatrical bow) He's 5'10'' and 180 pounds. (he unties the robe and opens it, exposing a muscular body and silk boxers) He swims for [redacted] College where he's a business major. (he also turns similar to his mother) He's interested in exploring bondage and spanking and absolutely expects to lose his virginity this weekend. (he gives a shy shrug and lifts the robe back up off of the stage to tie it around his waist) His limits, at least for now, are pain other than a little spanking, water sports, pegging, animals, and other men.

Now, Abigail and Brad are in a little bit of a competition to see who can bring in the most, so don't be shy! Let's start the bidding for Abigail ...