i_help_girls_cum has been happy lately. He admired a fine Dirtypenpals lately. He dined with a fantastic woman recently

He is currently single, and has no children. He is the son of redacted, and is a casual worshipper of Tarn Adams, a casual worshipper of the dirtypenpals mods, and an ardent worshipper of women's orgasms

He is a citizen of dirtypenpals, and a former member of several other usernames. He is 29 years old, born on the <date> of October, in the year 93

He is tall. His eyes are green. His extraordinarily broad hands are perfect for striking the earth. His beard is growing increasingly out of control after a rough breakup, and his hair is in dire need of a large chopping off yet he fears the wrath of his hairdresser. His skin is very, very, very white. It is safe to say he has become cave adapted

He is incredibly randy, but very fragile

i_help_girls_cum likes women's orgasms, pig iron, the colour red, spanking, flux stones, and edging. He especially enjoys chats with people who are enthusiastic about sex, videogames, long walks on the beach, and people who have a sense of humour. He absolutely detests elves the tree hugging hippies, as well as noncon, violence, gore, and wishes to cast the word Daddy in obsidian and gift it to the clowns where it shall be kept forever

He has a a sharp intellect, a strong sense of humour, and a passion for stupidity with words, but a poor memory and poor spatial senses. He occasionally walks straight into a lamppost

He rarely overindulges. He is frequently optimistic and massively overly enthusiastic about everything. He is given to flights of fancy, and loves to try new things. He is modest, seriously, like the most modest, and His voice trails off when thinking about um uh..

A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

Thought I'd take a break from the usual dinosaur based shitposting to broaden my horizons with some dwarf fortress based shitposting. Please carry on. Or say hi, because I'm going to be tipping magma onto some dwarves for the next 100 years