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Hey, I need to talk to you about something really, um, personal.
So a few months back, a couple of the guys from college bought some pills to help them, ya know, stay up. And my friend gave me a few just in case I needed something a little extra.
So I-
What? Oh, donât give me that shit. If I canât talk to my sister about this kind of thing then who else can I talk about it with, huh?! Iâm not gonna go talk to mom and say, âOh hey, I bought some boner pills and now things are weird.â
So, anyway⌠Since Viagra is apparently, like, super expensive they bought some off brand stuff and apparently it worked fine for all of them.But when I tried it wellâŚ
Look, this is a lot harder for me to say than it is for you to hear butâŚ
It has made my loads a lot bigger. Like, a lot lot bigger. I mean they are-
What? How much? Itâs not like I have been cumming into a freakinâ measuring cup. Like, at least a cup per load?
Donât laugh! They just keep going! And itâs like, one after the other with these! Iââll crank one out and then- BOOM- Iâm ready for round fifteen.
Okay, yeah... Iâm the reason there is no toilet paper in the house. Iâm sorry, okay?
I also noticed itâs gotten a lot⌠bigger since I took one of the pills.
Well, it started at around six inches and now itâs roughly⌠a foot when itâs mostly hard.
Iâm serious! Why would I make this up?! What possible reason would I have to embarrass myself like this?!
So do you think you could⌠Help me?
I donât know! You have friends, maybe you could hook me up?
Come on Sis, help your little Brother out.
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