Look 20 years is a long time to be together. Both focused on our developing careers, we never had time for kids. And by the time either of us had any interest the novelty had passed. However, financial stability and a growing estate has left us with a particular problem. Who inherits our success? Make no qualms about it, SHE is still the queen of the house, but she has conceded that neither he career or her body is worth sacrificing for the burden of having a child. We of course are of a financial position that we can have someone do that for us. The posting is below, all interested applicants should follow the directions and be prepared to explain why you feel like you would be the perfect fit for this position.

SEEKING: Looking to add a person to our lives that will provide us with a child. Wife has no interest in taking time out from her career to have children.

Duties Include:

Daily Intercourse until (and into if so desired) conception

Become part of our family

Live amongst us

Act as “sister wife”

Perform household duties

Maintain no other jobs

Benefits: You will be brought into our house and treated as a minority partner in our marriage. All housing, healthcare, funds will be at your disposal. Failure to provide expected services within 6 months will result in an evaluation of fitness for the job.

We look forward to hearing from you and seeing if you are the fit we need.

(Chat, message, LT/ST, whatever. Just looking for something to pass the day/week/months!)