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There is no doubt that guys all around the world would love to change places with you. After all, it's very impressive to catch a glimpse of your meat hanging free between your legs. However, the truth of the matter is 'hung like a horse' doesn't do much when there doesn't seem to be any girl capable of handling your girth. Some try, some even take it as a challenge and try really, really hard! But every girl seems to tap out before you can even slide the first girthy inch in. "It feels like you're gonna tear me apart!" They cry.
To make matters worse? You have a insane sex drive. Three, four, even five times a day isn't uncommon for you. Busting off loads left and right, making the apartment an absolute mess. You try using condoms, but not only does just one fill the trash can, when one manages to hold, they pop more often than not, which seems to make a bigger mess.
YOUR NAME HERE!" I cry, your roommate. A nine foot tall husky girl who might actually have what it takes to keep up with you.
You know what I'm angry about, and you snap. Do I think you asked for this? "You know what?" You yell. "You take care of my cum if you have a better way!"
Silence fills the apartment, and then I respond with something you never thought you'd hear me say.
"I thought you'd never ask..."
Good evening DPP, my name is Brittany. I'm a nine foo ttall (yes, you read that right) human husky hybrid otherwise known as a furry. Tonight, I'm looking for someone (ideally someone dominant) to play as my hyper roommate so I may play with you massive endowments. Truth be told, I'm not terribly picky about what we play: provided it's filled with lewdness and buckets of cum. You're welcome to play as human, furry, or some other mythical character and I encourage any 'strange' or 'off the wall' kinks you may have. Mommy likes to get weird.
My only limits are underage, gore, death, and R34/celebs. I like OCs. Otherwise please go nuts!
Hope to hear from all of you!
-Cheek licks and tail wags, Brittany
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