Still, there's one perk to your job that you never saw coming. And that's the time you get to spend with the stars, the very intimate, one to one time with them.

As a rule, you try not to bother the talent. They don't want to deal with some kid barely out of college who thinks they're gonna be the next Tarantino or Spielberg. But then one day, the lead actress pulls you aside, and asks if you'd mind coming back to her trailer to "run some lines". You can't imagine why on Earth she'd choose you to run lines with, but hey, it beats whatever mundane shit you were going to do otherwise.

Of course, when she says "run some lines", what she really means is that she's horny as hell and needs some discreet dick.

Okay, so writing all of that in second person was a bit confusing, but I would like to play the intern in question. I'd love for someone to play one of the celebs I have listed below, and show me that what I considered a painful and obnoxious stepping stone on my rode to being a big shot director is actually going to be the best job I've ever had.

If you're interested, please choose one of the celebrities listed below. Bold indicates favorites.

Anya-Taylor Joy, Milly Alcock, Madison Beer, Liz Gillies, Annasophia Robb, Alexandra Daddario, Addison Timlin, Emily VanCamp, Rosario Dawson, Kat Dennings, Hayley Atwell, Barbara Dunkelman, Selena Gomez, Ellie Main, Alanah Pearce, Rose Leslie, Emilia Clark, Kendra Wilkinson, Lili Simmons, Hilary Duff, Rachel Leigh Cook, Eva Green,Olivia Wilde, Hailee Steinfeld, Katelyn Nacon, Lucy Pinder, Natalie Alyn Lind, Cece Rose, Natalie Roush, Yellz0, Sydney Sweeney.

If none of these suit your fancy, I'd be willing to discuss some fictional women as well.

Kinks: Teasing, Incest, Hold The Moan, oral, anal, cumplay, cheating, titfucking, semi-rough sex, spanking, grinding/dry humping, seduction, MFF threesomes

Limits: toilet play, rimming, pegging

Send me a letter if you're interested.