"Rerr" said the velociraptor, gazing around with its beady yellow eyes. The ancient forest was alive with the hum of extra large insects, possibly powered by the significantly higher than modern day oxygen concentration - though this is in dispute. Beside him stood his extra large best friend, and long term partner in crime - Terry, the triceratops

His mouth opening for a moment - as if to take a great gulp of the extra rich cretaceous air, and sucking in with a great wheeze. Before doubling over- letting loose a loud hacking noise with his whole body - spluttering horribly and huffing ferociously with his assumed lungs

"Sorry Terry -" he muttered, a large historically accurate featherball just missing a nearby peat bog, "I had something lodged in my throat"

The lazily named Triceratops looked at Vel nervously. He'd been coughing an awful lot recently, and he hoped that it was nothing serious. The weather had been getting colder and colder as of late, unusually so. Perhaps as if some kind of large meteor had struck, or rather a supervolcanic eruption had gone off on the other side of the planet and fundamentally altered the climatology of the period. He'd never know, as dinosaurs fundamentally lacked a climatology division

"I'll lodge something in your throat" Terry the Triceratops winked, gesturing awkwardly at his dino penis^[1] . Truth be told, the triceratops was an exceptionally horny dinosaur, and the current situation was no exception

"You always know just how to make me feel better, Topsy", said Vel affectionately - cooing with relief. Its true, for Vel there was nothing better than the feeling of a nice thick dinosaur penis in his mouth to get him through a period of difficulty in his life

In his last session with his therapist he'd confessed that he found it emotionally comforting to perform sexual acts on other dinosaurs, and he was worried that it was a sign of his emotional disconnect with the world - and that one day his inability to express real intimacy might come back to haunt him via a perpetual feeling of sheer emptiness culminating in a catastrophic breakdown. Thankfully though, dinosaurs lack the emotional capacity for this kind of long term existential dread, and the situation was resolved easily

Terry rolled onto his back, and spread his legs wide open - revealing his ambiguously sized, rapidly hardening penis - draped over his smooth muddy stomach. To Vel, it looked magnificent - just what he needed to get him through the next emotional and literal hump

Taking a few bipedal steps forward, he grasped it within his paw, and felt the smooth skin within it, as terry groaned a little at the feathered touch. It was slightly clumsy at first - a lack of opposable digits^[2] will do that to you - but Vel was a well practiced jerker. Before long, he had Terry squirming besides him - and a loud, almost pained dinosaur groan startled all the surrounding birdish dinosaurs (?) as they took off for the sky

"Please Vel" moaned Terry. He needed one thing now - and that was some lukewarm^[3] dinosaur tongue on his cock. And that was exactly what he got. At first - Vel's face just inches from Terry's cock, he gave it a small, wet^[4] lick, tracing his tongue all around the ridges in Terry's cock. He only needed to say one more thing before he buried it in his mouth, and made his friend see the un light polluted stars

"I'm gunna turn your world Topsy Turvy" he groaned, before sucking it right into his mouth. It felt good, as he heard Terry groaning underneath him - now straddling his best friend - who even now rumbled the ground with his great bulk as he squirmed in pleasure

What was teasing initially - slowly, and inexorably escalated into a rapid, warmish sucking motion, as he used his long mouth to really fellate the crap out of that triceratops. Again and again, more and more - all over every inch of his friends hard dinosaur cock, feeling it stiffen and drip precum^[5] in anticipation of getting that hot release he needed

The rumbling was getting louder now as his friend rolled around on the ground, until it reached a crescendo of noise. He could feel his feet shaking underneath him as his friend began to reach that peak - that incredible crest of dinosaur lust, feet pounding against the earth and raising great clouds of dust

His vision blurred slightly, and he noticed the sky around him getting brighter. Looking up - cock buried in his mouth - hot streaks of dinosaur cum splashing over his lips, he realised that the earthquake wasn't his friend at all! It was a meteor! And a supervolcano! And.. was that a UFO? They'll never know what happened!

And then they all died in a swamp the end

Kinks: Sexy dinosaurs, mass extinction events, Chuck Tingle

Limits: Not sexy dinosaurs

[1] Dinosaurs may also have had cloacas and awkwardly mashed them into each other for sexy dino times. This is less appealing than dinosaur penises so I have decided to choose cock, and I am not open to debating this

[2] Some raptors it seems have opposable fingers, but as far as I'm aware the velociraptor did not

[3] I'm subscribing to the homeothermic theory of dinosaur metabolism here

[4] This is an assumption, if you've got contrary evidence I'll hear you out

[5] I don't know what you're hoping you'll find from this note. I don't think anyone's researched dinosaur precum. If you're about to look up dinosaur precum to prove me wrong you're not going to find what you want. If you still looked it up anyway we should be friends