"Oh yes, we're a hucow resort" I say to the woman on the phone "No, you dont need to be producing milk, we can induce that for you. In fact we do that on day one thanks to our unique inducing process."

The voice on the other end of the line sounds excited "Oh, it's easy. First you dirnk our herbal cocktail, that primes your body and gets you ready. You wait for an hour, during which you will experience intense arousal. Then we have a cream we smear on your breasts. It tingles a bit at first but then gives a warm sensation, which means your skin will stretch without pain or marks. "

The voice interrupts with excited amazement.

"Well no, that doesnt do it. To kick off production you'll need to orgasm. You can self service if you wish, but of course we have multiple options. Frankly a big cock works best for production. There's a couple of handsome well hung assistants around the farm but I myself am a Futa..."

The voice startles and seems even more excited

"Oh yes, a real one - born this way, not surgically made. Yes, I'm quite well endowed and many guests have enjoyed my help in starting their milk production."

More questions from the voice

"Oh, there are various options for guest hucows. You can stay basicly dressed as a woman and we'll milk you and keep you producing for the duration of your stay with a nice room. Or we can dress you in cow colours, we have glove hooves, body paint and a luxury single stall for you. If you wish we have a cow collar with a bell and a voice sensor, so it will shock you if you make any noise other than 'moooo' . "

The voice seems very interested and asks the question they all ask.

"Oh, well actually if we can keep and sell the milk then it's all free. Hucow milk is very rare and collectors will pay a premium for it."

Another question

"Excellent, I'll send you the link and get everything ready. Tell me what you require and we'll be ready for you"