With dad gone, mom has descended into a blackhole of self-pity and low esteem. So much so that, in some kind of midlife-crisis moment, she decides she has to get pregnant one last time, in an attempt to hold on to her youth and give her something to live for again.

In this world, artificial insemination is unattainable for people like us and even though she had decided that it was my sperm she wanted, she didn’t know what her next step could be.

She seeks the advice of a doula (that’s you, woman or man) who leans more towards the alternative than the traditional side of the job. The doula suggests that we ‘do it the old way’. FInding no other option, my mom entertains the idea, and the doula offers to facilitate what she insisted was nothing more than a clinical process to impregnate her - nothing sexual about it.

At first, we try by having me masturbate, then partially insert my cock in my mom’s vagina right before I cum - but it doesn’t work, I can’t enter her. She’s not excited, and not opening up. How can she be? She’s horrified by the situation, but she’s desperate. Me? It’s all very surreal and I’m simply going with the flow, almost in disbelief that this is happening. I’ve always been attracted to my mom, but never more than anything than the subject of some twisted fantasies. She’s a short-ish, frumpy, chubby housewife type, but she’s fat in all the right places - but that’s the attraction. She’s innocent but not naive, she’s an intelligent woman who forgot all her dreams when she got married, but she’s happy with her life and her son - me.

The doula suggests that I try entering my mom earlier, to give me time to actually find my way through before I cum - but it still doesn't work. What will you do, doula?

Send me a few sentences outlining what you’d do.

Note: it needs to build gradually - not interested in suddenly us fucking each others brains out while you watch, jack off and moan dirty words to us. You are trying to achieve impregnation in the easiest way possible, but sex is sex and neither my mom nor I can ultimately resist the sensation of it all.