I am just trying to calm down from a long week of work crisis and family drama that I just can't have anymore emotional bandwidth to give. So as soon as the weekend came I did what I usually did when times were tough. I book a 3 day stay at a nice hotel to relax by myself. And as a treat I make myself some delicious edibles to keep me nice and baked for the duration. However the usual dispenary was closed but luckily there was farmers market where some elf cosplayers specialize in thc sweet bread.

So, I, Rachel had everything planned so perfectly that come Monday I would be able to face the next week with a strong head. I open Netflix and start in on Witcher since I was close to finishing the 2nd season. I eat my bread and as I feel the effects of the canabis kick it, everything gets fuzzy and black.

Cue to me waking up as I am about to be eaten by a giant snake the size of an ancient dinosaur! I scream trying to get to my feet, but the fear coursing through me is making it hard to maintain balance. Granted while I am a cute curvy, and pudgy woman, that's perfect for the 2022 work at home lifestyle, I don't prepare for sudden death as soon as I wake up from my slumber.

Then in a stroke of luck a large sword swings down on the head of the giant snake. Blood and guts raining down on me. I close my eyes and try to keep my glasses clean as I am only wearing sleeping shorts and a large tshirt. And there a see it, a Witcher.

I have read the books, played the games, and was trying to finish the show. Now before me is a mutuant that is a mountain of a man of impressive strength. Either the edible was giving me super realistic dreams, or I am in the motherfucking Witcherverse. I cringed thinking that as I tired of seeing so many multiverse plotline bullshit, and now I am pulled into one.

It doesn't have to be a character from canon, it can be your own character, I am just in a bit of an rpg mood. Pm if interested.