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You were walking along the street, minding your own business, when a tall, well dressed and fairly handsome guy stopped you. Probably late 30s.
"Hi," he says. "I just wanted to say you're cute, and give you this, if you're interested. Discretion guaranteed. Have a lovely day." As he speaks, he hands you an envelope, and when he's done, he walks cheerily away.
You glance at the envelope - it looks expensive, somehow - then watch the man for a little while, and observe that he hasn't stopped anyone else, which makes you curious.
Turning over the envelope, you see the letters LSE in caligraphy. Opening it, you find a short note, an email address and url.
"Luther's School of the Erotic" is the title.
"Are you erotically curious, but haven't had the right environment to explore, or can't quite put your finger on exactly what it is you'd like to try? Have you not found the right partner(s), or the right toys, or the right place?"
"Luther's School of the Erotic solves all this for you. We have a small team of expert instructors, an amazing location, and every toy and device you can imagine. We are highly discrete and sensitive to your needs and circumstances, and highly hygienic. There is no judgement towards your desires, and no strings."
"Best of all, we are free. You have been specially selected as a potential pupil - very few are. Please feel free to get in touch if you are curious."
Are you the type to explore this chance?
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