And yes, I'm writing this while sitting on a chair that my boyfriend designed and printed for me so that I could have "maximum comfort" while typing on a keyboard that he--again-- designed and printed for me so that it was "100% ergonically optimized for my dainty fingers."

I can see the irony here.

Because yes, I do like these things and appreciate his efforts.

But...

I'm *also* squirming nonstop from the little motorized clit clamp he designed for me that's so incredibly thin and crafted to wrap so perfectly around my clit that I always barely notice it...

Until he turns it on.

With his specially designed remote.

As he smirks at me from across the room, that knowing twinkle in his eye, watching my breath hitch and eyes go wide the second I feel it start to buzz.

It's taking everything I have to pretend to ignore him, and *not* cross my legs, *not* wiggle my hips, *not* moan out loud because I know that the second he sees me start to crack, he'll just get more excited.

And lord knows that'll make him start thinking about the other buttons on that *blasted* remote.

The ones that connect to the temperature changing beads in my pussy...

Or the ridged and rotating plug in my bum...

I'll never finish writing this incredibly important message to all the girls in the world!

And god knows they must be warned about the dangers we're in, the dangers that come with giving perverted boyfriends 3D *goddamn* printsfrh j kkiiiii

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*Seeking long-term devilishly devious and incredibly incentive partner eager to take me on many wild adventures with the toys he creates with his amazing little printer, lol.*

*Things I Like: Forced orgasms, bondage, clamps (pussy, nipples, clit), gags, blindfold, feathers, tickling, overstimulation, and ... toys of all shapes, sizes and abilities (seriously... be creative)*

*Not So Into: snuff, water sports, scat, blood, bimbofication, name calling, lack of imagination*