Your phone pings; another job alert from one of the apps you’ve been using in your search for employment. You open it up, scroll down. Some company you’ve never heard of, mid-level position, basic computer skills, blah, blah, blah… Salary’s good. Great, actually; more than you’ve been asking for. Curious, you flick down to the job description, and you’re so wrong-footed that you have to read it a second time and you have sincere difficulty believing it’s real.

Innovative tech & human relations firm seeking energetic, enthusiastic individuals of all walks of life for any of the following positions:

Field Operative: Respond to assignments generated by dispatch. At Wingbuddy, our goal is to ease our customers mentally and physically, leaving them free to enjoy their dates without the looming stress of sexual tension. Customers are assigned to you based on exact matches with your profile, so you’ll be just as satisfied as our clients.

Dispatch Technician: Assign orders to available field operatives. Closely monitor pre-date progress via visual and audio feeds to ensure customer satisfaction. Monitor active date progression to dispatch emergency assignments as needed.

Breakbuddies: At Wingbuddy, we don’t focus solely on our customers. We make sure our amazing staff is well taken care of. Your very important roll, as a Breakbuddy, is to offer mental and physical relief to our staff members during their break times. Employees are assigned to you based on exact matches with your profile, so you’ll be just as satisfied as our members of staff.

Needless to say, you apply just to see if any of this is even remotely real. Turns out, Wingbuddy and the positions you read about are genuine. Of course, you can’t walk away without finding out just WTF this company does. Turns out, Wingbuddy provides sexual gratification to customers (“clients”) just before going out on a date. “Ultimately,” the hiring manager tells you, “the goal is to help our clients relax a little, allowing them to really focus on their dates, rather than pent-up sexual energy and frustration!”

“And the Breakbuddies?” you ask. “Ah,” she says smiling. “Well, the Breakbuddies are a sweet employee benefit. What the Field Ops do for our clients, the Breakbuddies do for our employees. Having a stressful day? Need a quick release during your 15 or a mouthful of something tastier than that ham sandwich you had for lunch? Hit up your Breakbuddy.”

So, what will your job be, and who would you like me to play? Maybe I’m one of the girls in dispatch and you’re my Breakbuddy. Or am I a client and you’re the Field Op assigned to my request? So many possibilities.

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Looking more for a long-term RP partner open to exploring this and other ideas. I like a decent exachange that sticks to the prompt we choose, with at least a paragraph or two going back and forth. Tell me your kinks and limits.

My kinks: Public, non/dub-con, voyeurism & exhibitionism, mutual masturbation, some light dom/sub play…

Limits: Humiliation/degradation, toilet stuff, gore, vore, extreme pain.