It must be so hard right?

Spending hours frutilessly going through your phone, seeing crushes and celebrities alike posing in nothing but skimpy clothing, their tongues out as they post yet another picture showing their plentiful amount of cleavage. It must be tough, seeing absurdly hot girls all dolled up and having the time of their life in a club with some muscular stud while you're resigned to scrolling through their profiles with one hand and having the other pulling your lonely little cock.

You probably have Tinder premium right? Paying hundreds of dollars a year just to be rejected by even more girls. The sort of girls who post in their barely-there bikinis, basically begging for some Alpha cock to pierce their tight pussies.

The sort of girls like me.

Make no mistake, when we ladies post those sultry bios on Tinder and post the sluttiest pics on our Snapchat stories, we're not doing it for 'empowerment' or any of that rubbish. We're doing it because we want cock, more specifically a confident stud who can blow our backs out. Unfortunately, most of you simply don't fill that criteria, whether you mutter shitty pickup lines to us at the bar, don't know the difference between harder or faster, or can't make us giggle let alone cum, you are part of the pussy free club.

Maybe some of you are virgins or just haven't had pussy in the last few months. Either way, I would love to talk about all the slutty things I let your bullies and superiors do to my holes, letting them cum on my faces and tits while you cum on our own chest.

So, whether you're a beta who wants to be mocked and told why his crush will never give him a chance, a Stud who wants to gloat and let him tell me everything I want to do to him, or a fellow slut who just wants to talk about her love for big cocks, hit me up!

Your move, try not to fuck it up this time, okay?