38 [M4F] I have a reptile dysfunction

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james2772 is a male age 38 looking for a female

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Yeah. My snake doesn't work.

That's a lie. It works alright! I just couldn't pass up the pun! Anyways. I'm looking for a sexy punny girl to chat with tonight. I'm obviously hilarious and horny. Well if you could see my pants it would be obvious. Either that or I'm packing a banana in my pocket. What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are you shaking?!? it's not like she's going to EAT you!". I don't have a vibrator in my other pocket. It's just a joke.

Some of my kinks include dirty jokes, pussy eating, cleavage, sexy outfits, cuddling and more! Not particularly hardcore but I do like the idea of light bondage.

Mostly looking to chat tonight. Pics in my post history if you go back far enough.

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