Here is the latest edition
Of my annual Saint Pat’s tradition.
Let’s have a good time
With a some naughty rhyme!
Join me with your own rendition!

Every year at this time, I break out in limericks. I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s a genetic condition. Perhaps I’m just strange. But the result is, I hit up my favorite subreddit with random silliness.

So, you are all invited to drop me a comment below with your own dirty ditties, corrupted couplets, and lewd limericks, or simply requests for a kink that you want to see versified, and I’ll reply in kind as soon as I can! If you aren’t Flaired, drop me a DM and I’ll cross-post it publicly.

Alternately, pick out some prompts you think are fun, and drop your poem in their comments. It's as nice to give positive feedback as it is to get it. Let's make some people's day!

Here’s one to get the ball rolling….

Allow me to tell you a story
About a sweet virgin named Glory.
There’s a hole in the wall
In the very last stall
That she services when she’s feeling whorey.

(Disclaimer: I’ll answer as many as I can, but I’m only one Leprechaun. Please no requests for violence or bathroom related stuff. I don’t do Reddit Chat. Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Conditions lasting more than 24 hours should be referred to a physician.)