Here are some prompts I’ve come up with, each different. Take a look and let me know which one(s) catch your interest, and we will discuss details, then get down to business.

1. Helping Out a Friend

It’s Friday evening, I get home from work, kick my shoes off, grab a cold beer from the fridge, and sit back in my lay-z-boy and turn on the tv. Not long after, my wife walk into the living room, she says that she’s headed out and will be back late. (She’s going to a musical downtown with some co-workers. THANK GOD she isn’t making me go with her) as she’s on the way out, she tells me that her best friend will be calling soon, and that I need to go help her fix her shower. Something about how you tried to replace the shower head and did it wrong or something. I’m not really paying attention to be honest, but my wife says that she promised that I would go help her. I put on a smile and tell her that I will, before cursing as soon as she shuts the door. I’ve had a long week, I just want to relax, but I know that you just got divorced, and had to sell the house to pay off your ex-husbands gambling debts. I change into jeans and a T-shirt as I wait for your call.

1. Hot Tub Fun

It’s a warm night, near the end of summer. It wasn’t the plan to have a party, but somehow, that’s kind of what ended up happening. Before long there’s plenty of booze and beer and people dancing and having a good time. After a few rounds of shots and some dancing earlier in the night, I grab a 12 pack that somebody had brought, and head out back to the hot tub. The crowd and loud music is getting too much for me, I need to get away a little bit and relax with some (relative) quiet. I’m a few beers deep, when you wonder out back, surprised to find me in the hot tub all alone.

1. The Honeymoon That Wasn’t

I sit at the bar, by myself, surrounded by empty beer bottles. Wondering what the hell I should do now. Here I am, at the rehearsal for my wedding the next night, when who should show up, but my fiancé’s old high school boyfriend. He wasn’t even her most recent ex, and he’s a hippy! A Birkenstock wearing, only eats vegan food that he grows in a garden, smokes pot like it’s going extinct, dreadlock haired, patchy-bearded hippy. And she fucking left with him! You wouldn’t believe this if it happened in a movie. At least my parents aren’t alive to see this. I finish off a beer and the sympathetic bar tender is right there with a fresh one. That’s around the time that you sit down next to me, offering your sympathies and comforts. You were to be the maid of honor, my ex-fiancé won’t even answer any of your calls or texts, she knows that you always hated Rain. (Apparently that’s not his real name, he re-names himself) you know a bit of what I’m going through, you were just dumped by your long term boyfriend, and just weeks after he proposed. He packed up and left while you were at work one day.

We get to talking, and maybe it’s all the alcohol, but I’m feeling better. We decide that we each have bad taste in romantic partners, and should help each other pick better people. And what better way to do this, then on the honeymoon that I’ve already paid for? One week, all-inclusive, at a 5 star resort in the Bahamas. We decide to wing-man/woman each other to get us as laid as possible to get over our exs. However, sharing the honeymoon suite, constantly in swimwear, copious amounts of alcohol, and a promise to as open and adventurous sexually as possible, leads to unintended consequences.

***If you made it this far, awesome! I know that was a lot to read, but I like details and was in a creative mood. Maybe putting in all this effort will get me more responses. About myself; I’m 6’2” 185lbs with a lean and athletic build, I have brown hair and blue eyes. My cock measures in at 7.5inches long and 6.25inches around.

Some things I like; lingerie, blowjobs, pulling hair, spanking, choking, rough sex, when women show off their legs and bootys, anal.

Any other prompts I’ve posted before are fair game as well.

Limits: scat, gore, water sports, non-con, hardcore bdsm.