The Park was busy today. With Summer quickly fading it seemed like everyone had hurried to Florida for one last gasp of family vacation before school was back in session. The weather was hot, the kids were entertained, and people from all over the world had journeyed to the Magic Kingdom to escape the reality of their lives for just a little while.

Here in this magical land there are no soccer practices that run long and make dinner late. No Jamie’s parents let them have Choc-bombs for breakfast! No stepping on Lego in the middle of the night when all you wanted was a sip of water before bed. Certainly no having to call the plumber because the five year old wanted to see if Minions could swim. Just sunshine, make-believe, and roller coasters. Or so you thought.

After all, this was supposed to be your vacation too, right? Instead you find yourself being the only one to make sure the stroller is loaded with snacks and a change of clothes while your husband sits on the bed and checks the weather. It’s you spending half the morning in line to get two coffees, one black, one with cream, a chocolate milk and three egg sandwiches for three times what they should cost. Worst of all, it seems like you are the only one who is concerned that the baby lost a shoe and have to trace back over your steps because someone only bothered to pack one pair...

Just when you are at your wits end, you meet a friendly face. Prince Eric. Or, at the very least, a disarmingly handsome guy in his early twenties dressed up as a prince. He’s perfectly cast because, well, of course he would be. Young, charming, dark hair, sparkling blue eyes, and a jawline that looks like it was sculpted from marble.

“Hello, m’lady.” He says with an exaggerated bow and wave of his white-gloved hand. “You look like you might need some help. Is there anything I can do to assist you?” His voice is deeper than you would expect just looking at him. All warm and sweet like honey. His smile seems to brighten even the sunny Florida afternoon. For just a second, he is a prince, not just some actor playing a role.

Kinks: Sneaking around, cheating, bad moms, details

Limits: bathroom, violence/gore during sex, short replies