Ladies, are you interested in making some easy money and tormenting some poor silly boys while you're at it?

Sign up now for the next season of Misplaced!

Unfamiliar with our show? Let's explain your role.

At the start of the season, you'll be presented with a selection of disembodied cocks, collected painlessly from our contestants using patented q-knife technology. While no longer attatched to their former bodies, these cocks are still fully functional, and their former owners retain all sensation!

This is where the fun begins! Your job is to hide these cocks. Where? Anywhere! Make it as easy or hard (no pun intended) as you like! The only restriction is the contestants must be able to access the hiding place in some way, even if doing so is challenging.

Once you've hidden all your cocks, we let our contestants out to try and locate their misplaced members!

Each contestant that locates their own cock within 48 hours wins a cash prize of $1,000,000, along with reclaiming their precious cocks.

But, if they fail to find the hiding spot before time is up? Both the prize money and the cock are yours to keep and do as you please! See, easy money!

• What happens if the cock is stolen? The contestant only needs to identify the current location of the cock to win the game. In the event it's in another persons possession at the end of the 48 hours, if they can correctly say where it is, they win the prize. Although the cock remains the property of it's current holder in this case.

• What if the cock is damaged or destroyed in some way? Hiding such a delicate object in public locations carries risks. Don't worry! Destruction of a detached cock won't harm the contestant in any permanent way. If the destruction is complete enough there is nothing left to locate however, victory is decided by timing. If destroyed during the first 12 hours, it's considered intentional on the hiders part and the contestant still wins. However, if destroyed after the first 12 hours, it's counted as the contestant being unable to locate the cock, and you the hider will receive payment.

• Should I be concerned with consequences or revenge from the contestants? Not at all! All contestants sign wavers prior to separation of their cocks, and your identity is kept private.

So interested in signing up? Just reply to this post with where you would hide your cocks and why. But please note only the most interesting applications will be considered for the show, so be creative!