"There are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly." - This is not a LotR RP

Without our tools what would we be? Just a bunch of chatty apes!

Here are a few prompts for having a fun time with magical, mysterious, and dangerous toys, tools, and technologies:

1. This (Fleshlight/Dildo) Feels Sooo Good! An ad for a discounted sex toy showed an unbeatable price and free shipping, why wouldn't you take it? You're using the same lube you always do but the heat, the texture, and the... twitching? Everything looks normal upon close inspection but once (you're inside it / it's inside you) it's alarmingly close to the real thing. Suddenly, you get a call and they've got a story for you about what just happened to them!
2. The Monstrous Cocksleeve/Strap. You and your partner wanted to try out one of those fun, colorful, interestingly shaped penetrating toys. Maybe its girth is bigger than your ankle, or it's bumpy/ridged. Those ones that cum from a gooey reservoir and those ovipositors both look like a wild time. Whatever toy you and your partner end up choosing looked great upon being unboxed, but when you put it on, it's almost like you're a different person. And it seems to be holding on pretty tight.
3. A Rope Set for First-Timers and Newcomers Alike. Bondage. Restraint. Stress positions. Vibrators strapped to your body. You know where this is going. Maybe you're a pro, maybe you're fresh-faced. Either way, this set of cords and ropes practically does the work for you! There's a lot of rope here, and it's length seems to be drawn from out of thin air.
4. There's an App for That. Your coder friend seems to be really excited about their latest project. You've always been available for end-user testing, and they usually throw a few bucks your way for the time. But this one is different. You build an avatar, meant to be an approximation of either yourself or someone you know. Once it's done, the app begins to synch its data. Now there's a BUNCH of dropdown menus: gender change, body mod, libido and other hormones, insemination??? What does your friend think they're doing? Trying to make the next BitMoji?

Some of my kinks may be clear from the prompt. My kinks are all negotiable but these are some I'd like to be in play: big dicks, lots of cum, cum inflation, pregnancy, oviposition, bondage, fucking machines, forced orgasms, milkings, monsters, tentacles, demons/angels, aliens, gods, exhibition, voyeurism.