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Most guys talk about their dicks like it's the most important part of their body. They want to be told how big and impressive their cocks are, how much girls want them because of it. I'm not like that. I like my dick, it brings me pleasure, it lets me pee standing up, but other than that it's kind of just there. An extra bit of flesh just hanging there not really doing much. If I wound up losing an arm or a leg it'd change my life entirely, losing my dick would be inconvenient and I'd miss being able to cum but that's about it. I'm in the mood right now to be told how unimportant it is. How nobody cares. How if I walked upto you naked in the street, your reaction would be no different than seeing a dog roll over in front of you. How if something happened and I lost my cock for good, it's not like I'd have lost anything important. I mean, you girls get by just fine without dicks of your own after all.
Whether you feel that way about all dicks in general, or if other guys cocks are precious gifts and it's just mine that isn't important, is upto you (though I'd be curious to hear your opinion :) )
A couple of idea's for scenario's where you might be re-assuring me it's ok to lose it... (In all these cases, I'm imagining it as us communicating through text messaging, as you reassure me it's not that important, rather than being face to face :) )
1) The deal. I've always been broke, and struggled for money. Now some crazy rich woman has offered me an insane deal. All the cash I could ever want. In exchange, she just wants a dildo made from real, human cock. A small, all expenses paid operation, and I never have to worry about money again... I message you, my oldest friend, asking for advice, admitting I'm tempted to take the deal but I don't know if I'm willing to lose my dick.
2) Detachable Somehow, my cock is no longer attatched to my body. Maybe I wake up and it's just lose in the bed, maybe I decide to experiment with some new portal based sex toy, maybe it's magic, or maybe it's some new high tech body mod being rolled out. What matters is I can feel it no matter where it is, and there's no reason to keep it on me. Did I mention I lose things? Like all the time? Keys, wallets, phones, if my dick wasn't attached I'd have misplaced it years ago. Naturally I'd decide to sent a message to my best friend asking her for advice on how to keep it safe. Maybe she offers to keep it in her purse when we go out next, but sees no good reason to return it to me? Maybe she thinks who cares if I lose it. Maybe she encourages me I'd be better off just throwing it away immediately so I don't have to worry about it? Whatever advice she gives, I can help thinking she's making sense, no matter how fond I am of the thing.
3) Get used to it. Similar situation to the one above, but a little bit different. My cock gets detached, and the dog seems to think it's a new toy to play fetch with. Again, I message my friend for advice on how to keep it away from the pup, only she think's just letting the dog keep it is a better idea. Maybe it's just let the pup have it for a few hours until it gets bored, then reclaim it for myself. Or maybe she tells me she'll be right over to help, shows up, insists I hand her my cock, then tells me she's going to the park to play fetch with it.
4) Lost a bet Poker got a little out of hand, and I wound up betting my cock on the game. You won. I figured that meant being your sex slave for a while, letting you do as you please with me, but no, you insist I hand it over entirely. Whether that means the same detachable type thing as above, or making an appointment at a body mod shop, is upto your preferences. Either way, you don't really care that it's my cock we're talking about, only that you won the game and need to collect your winnings, and you can't understand why I seem so reluctant.
Or just pm me a question and we can chat a bit :)
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