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So this is a little bit embarrassing, ok a lot embarrassing... I wasn't going to do this but I can't just wallow forever. It's been four months since I found my slut of a fiance getting gang banged. I can't put into words the feelings of walking in on my significant other covered from head to toe in centaur semen. So after I burned everything she owned to put about ten different curses on her, some of which include a constant arousal curse, an orgasm negation curse, a curse that makes her clit ten times more sensitive and the last one just makes her pussy leak nonstop and in an increased volume.
Anyway now that I've done what I needed I decided it was time to move on. So I've never used one of these sites so I'm not holding out much hope but no harm in trying. So I think I start by talking about myself right, I'm a 33 year old warlock that specializes in physical magic; body modification magic along with buffs and debuffs and some summoning spells, I use other magic but those are my specialty. I must admit, I'm not in what you would call the best shape but what magician is. I'm 5'11 a little on the heavy side. I like watching TV, reading ancient tomes and casting blood sigils to speak to dark gods. This may be a little late but I promise I am not evil, I know what it seems like but I'm not evil. I don't really know what my sexuality is at this point but who does.
When it comes to who I'm looking for I can only go by my past partners, a 7 foot tall amazonian drow elf, a small cute femboy wood elf, a masochistic female vampire, a slime and of course a worthless cum dumpster whore who would rather suck some random dudes big sweaty orc balls than come to your ascension ceremony. But for the record she's a gorgon and before any of you white knights try to come to her defense let me remind you that Medusa curse bullshit is almost 5 generations out now so don't even try it.
Right so anyway back to my point. So I don't really know what it is that I'm looking for. If I had to say something it would be someone to talk to about stuff. I don't know but I have to do something, some jackass is trying to become the next dark lord and is trying to recruit me and I'm running out of excuses.
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