Tieflings. The resultant halfbreed of some infernal creature and a human. While, in 'correct' Dungeons & Dragons lore, they're shunned, mocked, and generally considered to curse those they interact with. Of course, the internet has had a very, very different reaction to the horned & horny beauties, one that I happen to share. Maybe it's the horns. Maybe it's that inherent aura of seduction. Maybe I'm just a pervert and enjoy the taboo of dicking a girl who could fit well into Hell itself. Regardless, I bring you a prospective scenario for a Dungeons & Dragons campaign.

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The Devil's Concubines were, in the simplest terms possible, a 4-woman band of tieflings. Astoundingly and perpetually lustful tieflings, but tieflings nonetheless. They figured themselves a bardic troupe in some sense, and, by all means, they were. They entertained men and women alike for coin, just like any dance or theater troupe. While some may consider their methods simple prostitution, they had turned the act of seduction into a practical art form. They styled themselves as adventurers of a sort despite their lack of experience in combat, and to peasantry who've never gone more than a mile from their home all their life, such a flamboyant aesthetic was bound to attract attention in droves.

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Yet, maybe the tides of fate are due for a change. Perhaps they'll be forced to live up to that adventuring aesthetic they've so carefully cultivated, with all the trials and tribulations that come with such a lifestyle. Perhaps money is running low, forcing them into increasing desperate and humiliating work, even for women such as themselves. Perhaps.

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Yea, it's exactly what it reads as. This is, quite explicity, four tieflings doing their best goddamn impression of the horny bard stereotype. Where, exactly, this campaign goes, plot wise, is somewhat up in the air, but I'm willing to roll with most anything, be that a cliche-ridden fantasy that makes one retch out of the sheer campiness of the plotline, or something that takes itself a bit more seriously (how, I don't know, but I'm sure it's possible). Regardless of which path we collectively take, it will retain the elements of hypersexualization of both the Devil's Concubines and the world at large. What, you thought I was only going to give the tiefling women some love? Nah, the entire world exists in various stages of sexual liberation and utterly shattered realism. Chainmail bikinis, boobplate armor, and similar impracticalities in the design of armor, weaponry and clothing, it all exists in this world. This is of course, not even mentioning the relaxed views on sex of practically any kind. Anything from soliciting sex from strangers to outright public copulation is relatively accepted. Of course, such things are tempered by location and local by-laws, but overall, the plan is to keep the world rather sexually free. And kinky. Extremely, astoundingly kinky. As such, the closer to outright limitless you are, the better for everyone.

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Now that's a lot of words about tits, ass, and worldbuilding threads. What about general campaign information? I'm glad you asked, me, because I have a bevy of information to share. Most notably is the fact that despite the heavily sexual focus of the campaign, we still will be using Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition in its entirety. With that said, there are two homebrewed changes. They go as follows:

• Every 4 character levels(as distinct from class levels for the purposes of not fucking over multiclassing) a PC will gain an additional feat. This feat cannot be exchanged for an ASI.
• The silver standard is in effect for this campaign. As such, when checking the price of an item from an official source, drop the price by one step. For example, if a 20gp glaive were to be purchased in this campaign, it would, in reality, only cost 20sp. The buying power of them is the same, but the purpose is to give a greater value to gold and platinum coins instead of them being what is effectively chump change at low amounts of either.

As for general campaign information, I have a few tidbits to give there as well.

• All player characters will begin at level 1. Additionally, players will begin play with a free feat. This feat may not be exchanged to an ASI.
• All content released in published books (PHB, XtGE, etc) is free game for use in character creation so long as the obvious requirements are followed (female, tiefling, and a bard). However, Unearthed Arcana, 3rd party supplements, and homebrew must be shown to me for review before being used. With that said, I completely encourage it, as homebrew & UA give a bevy of astoundingly interesting options for characters beyond what the official books allow.
• This campaign will be run as a Play By Post, in other words, there is no set session time, rather, everyone replies whenever they are able and willing. However, in order to keep the campaign running at a reasonable pace, I'm setting a minimum of one post per day in order to limit the possibility of the campaign grinding to an unsatisfying halt because someone decided they'd rather not play anymore without informing anyone.
• The services of choice for this campaign will be Discord for roleplaying, out of character chatting, and as a hub of general information as well as Roll20 for the purposes of easy character sheet creation, storage, and retrieval as well as its grid system for use in combat encounters.

And, finally, for expectations I only have a few. They're common, but I feel they need repeating.

• Player vs Player actions of any description (combat, intra-party theft, etc) is explicitly banned except if both players agree to it. I will not have the party stealing and backstabbing each other because someone stole the other's grilled cheese sandwich.
• Your character, whoever they may be, must have a reason to adventure with the party and follow quest hooks. I nor the party will be okay with dragging dead weight around only for them to go back to sulking in a corner, perpetually waiting for someone to interact with them, or anything of that ilk.

Fuck me, I wrote a lot. Let me end this off nicely, though. Below is my F-list if you're interested in seeing what kinks I, personally, am into. Of course, some of these may not be cash money with the party at large, so don't expect everything on that list to appear in the campaign.

https://www.f-list.net/c/archetypal/

Do note that his is not first come first served, so please, take some time and put effort to your first post. While no, I won't typically dismiss someone offhand for a, shall I say, quaint first post, it's not a good precedent to set by any means.

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Second time posting this, there's still a few open slots! Frankly, if this post is still up, then it's not too late!