Fort Graven is a secret shanty town on an isolated island - a hub for air and sea pirates to meet, make shady deals, and sell the plunder on the sprawling black market. Local sights include - and are limited to - two dilapidated inns, a dingy harbour and a precarious docking station for airships. Sinister semi-mechanical bouncers are the only tour guides here, and the slugs from their blunderbusses are the only souvenirs, distributed free of charge.

A mercenary headhunter by the name of Mortimer Fillmore chooses this delightful place for a clandestine visit. His only purpose in Fort Graven is locating and apprehending a dashing young rogue called Tess Banville who has already outfoxed him a fair number of times, narrowly avoiding capture. His professional pride isn't the only thing on his mind, however. The feisty, foul-mouthed pirate princess has a way of making his blood boil with unbridled lust even as the bitch performs another daring escapade to leave him empty-handed.

I want this premise to develop into an atmospheric one-shot full of impassioned rough hate-sex, mutual violence, struggle for control, insults flying back and forth, and other fitting attributes of two rivals who would really love to fuck each other's brains out but would also really loathe to concede the upper hand.

Kinks (for the purposes of this roleplay): rough sex, insults, choking, spanking, face slapping, hair pulling, biting, scratching etc. I want Tess to be a feisty, confident, horny switch who enjoys taking all of this as well as generously giving it back. But the biggest kink by far is, of course, grammar.

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