Good evening DPP!

I'm done with netflix and bills, so now it's time to wind down with some fun orange letters. Crowd cheers tastefully. But today, I'm looking for a very specific kind of vibe. I want someone eager, and sweet and bubbly. I want a partner who's very obvious about how much fun she's having, and writes in accordance. So while I'm not opposed to some good-natured dirty talk, or just a little bit of roughness, I don't want to do anything non/dub-con, no humiliation, name calling, hitting/choking, etc. Now, ideally, this would lead to something relatively long term, but I'm always perfectly okay with a literary quicky, so to speak. I've got several prompts below to choose from. A lot of them have been inspired by the DPP prompts of ages past, and cover a fairly wide variety of kinks. On the note of kinks, I'm down with anything that isn't rape, toilet play or excessive violence, but again, I'm looking for specific stuff tonight. I prefer to roll with that good, good 1st person narrative. On to the prompts!

1: I'm Sorry, I Don't Understand: While on vacation overseas, I find myself woken up by my hotel's cleaning service. While I don't mind that she's here, I'm not exactly in a position to ask her to wait. You see, I don't speak the language very well, and it's hard to communicate with her. She also has a very different plan than just changing the sheets and dusting. She wants some foreign dick. With this one, French maid is obviously the most apparent theme (and major points if you can speak French), but it could realistically be any woman, in any country.

2: Home for The Holidays: It's always nice to come home for Christmas. It's even nicer when your sister pulls you behind a closed door, drops to her knees, and starts deepthroating you. What can I say? We've always been very close, and it really has been a long time since we've seen each other. Incest, risky sex and ageplay are the obvious ones here.

3: Petplay: A cute catgirl? A fluffy sheep? Something more esoteric? I'm home from a long day at work, and nothing helps me unwind like my sweet, doting pet. As soon as I walk through the door, she's there with kisses, and hugs and a near-insatiable sex drive.

4: The Con: I saw you, you saw me, we both dug each other's nerd cred. It's not rare to make new friends at comic conventions, it's not even all that rare to form a close connection with someone you meet. It is, however, just a little bit rarer to jump each other's bones as soon as there's a quiet moment for the two of you. This is kind of a pseudo Rule34 thing, though it is through the vehicle of you and/or I cosplaying as our chosen characters.