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[M4A playing F] Solving the Goblin Problem
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Goblins have long been a scourge upon the land. Vicious, greedy, loathsome and seen by many as utterly irredeemable. The biggest issue is that goblins never stop raiding and kidnapping people, specifically women of every race. However, can they really be blamed for that? Whether it is an artifice of the gods, meddling by a wizard, or biology goblins are single sexed, every single goblin is male and universally they are ugly.

However, as you may have surmised despite being single sexed they can breed with female members of any other species. The father passes along one hundred percent of the genetic material so any woman bred by a goblin gives birth to a goblin or goblins, multiple children to a birthing mother is not uncommon. Of course, winding up as a goblin breeding slave is, for most, a brief massively unpleasant circumstance with a violent end.

The problem with how to deal with goblins has been troubling many for years. Too numerous to eradicate, too dangerous to be left to run amok, and with their breeding issue they couldn't be convinced to just leave civilized lands. However, a new solution was proposed a potion that when a goblin imbibes turns them into a female! Made from easy to collect ingredients and easy to mass-produce they would be able to bargain with the goblins to get them to stop kidnapping people. Perhaps once they had their own females they would finally be able to be placated and dealt with like a civilized race. However, there was one snag.

Goblin females were as attractive as the males were ugly.

Not only that, it turns out even goblins think goblins are ugly. The females all universally prefer the company of the other races. On top of that, they are just as insatiable horny and ready to breed as the males and when they give birth it is to more female goblins without exception. So a new plan has been proposed, wipe out the male goblins and keep the new female ones as a race of fuck dolls for the world! Everyone is much happier with this plan, well except the male goblins.

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