Now, first and foremost, I'm not talking about one of those scratchy, dull blankets that seems hostile to the very notion of comfort. I'm talking a nice, possibly quilted and probably very thick, blanket that fluffs up nicely on the ground and provides an expansive surface for tossing off clothes and warm, breathless embraces. The sort of blanket that's warm in a slight chill, but not so stifling that it doesn't practically nudge you with a wink and hint that some of the ways one might warm up the rest of the way would be a hell of a lot of fun.

The fun part; that's important, too. Of course, with me being the cheerily disreputable type that I am, that sort of fun it's likely to involve conspiratorial smirks and hands that spend more time on hips than the treats packed for the way, to say nothing of the enjoyable outcomes of sandwiching an eager lover in between a hot, heavy embrace and a quilt for an accomplice. Or simply enjoying the stars together, watching the glowing pinpricks slowly drift overhead.

Although, fair warning, I'll most likely make a few offhand jokes about the patterns we can pick out together, and disrupt your constellation-watching with a cheeky thrust or two. It's practically mandatory, if I can confide that.

I'm quite open to a whole variety of mischief, I promise, although, just between you and me, if you're reading this and already pondering bracing against a convenient tree, or imagining the scent of pine needles and lust in the air, or even, dare I say, smiling a little, you're almost certainly exactly who I had in mind when I wrote this.

There's a blanket waiting, and a comfortable stillness in the air, and it's up to us to find out what to do, isn't it?

Kinks: Happy sex, the sort that's intimate without being restrained or necessarily gentle, if that makes sense. I'm quite a fan of cheery, teasing oral, in both directions, and I've got a fondness for butt stuff. Specifically the sort that's fun and well-lubed and a bit like sharing a secret together, which dovetails neatly with my enjoyment of helping partners explore a bit.

Limits: Really, just anything that involves serious pain of some sort as the primary component, whether that's any sort of crazy extreme body-modification type stuff or cheating on someone else.

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