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Mark Zuckerberg was fuming. Earlier that day, he'd been grilled by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and made to look like an ill-informed, beta half man while she scored her political points, asking him questions that she didn't even wait for replies to.
That rude, uppity bitch needed some medicine. Some serious fucking medicine. She needed to be brought down.
But there were a few problems. Zuckerberg wanted her brought down, but he thought that maybe he'd stuggle a little to do it himself. He didn't yet have the bravado or the physique, and he wasn't quite sure what to do anyway. Of course, he couldn't risk himself being associated with such an enterprise anyway - it might be bad for business, or his own future presidential run.
Luckily, he did have money, and as he was increasingly learning, money did bring certain powers. He took a burner phone and called Vlad...
...who was a real man. Six foot four and a tower of muscle, Vlad also lacked scruples and had a knack for extreme intimidation he'd learned in Russia.
Zuckerberg kept it brief. "Vlad. Take AOC down. In a month I want her telling her Instagram followers that she has embraced being a cumslut, a servant of men, and is retiring from politics. 50 million. Do it. "
Vlad got off the phone and smiled. He would have done it for free...he was already looking forward to this.
[Well, that's the set up - if you're interested get in touch.]
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