Oh hey, it’s your cute thicc best friend who had one too many failed dates and today she’s 100 percent thirsty in a way she’s never been before. Thirsty enough to tell you every dirty detail of what went down... and yes, thirsty enough to finally notice your cock straining against your jeans, thickening as she feeds you maybe just a few too many details...

She got back from the most disappointing dick appointment yet yesterday and she burst into tears telling you about it. She’s sitting with you on your bed, Netflix droning quietly in the background.

Her pale cheeks are flushed with anger. It’s apparently date number four in the last two weeks that’s gone poorly, and this one poorer than all the rest. Two pump chump who whined and complained rather than fuck her delicious ass again, whined about how hard it was to get her off. Her creamy, bouncy round tits jiggle as she sniffles, tears gone as soon as you begin rubbing her back.

“So... wait.. what was that about fucking your ass? He didn’t want to?” You can feel your dick jump as you think about how much you’d like to park your cock up her thick round butt all night, god it’s a nice ass. You definitely don’t understand this guy whoever he is.

She sniffled again, biting at her pierced lip in shame. “Y-yeah... I mean, I love anal. More than having my pussy fucked even.” (You feel goosebumps break out on your arms as a trickle of precum dribbles out your rock hard cock.) “and yeah, he fucked my ass which felt pretty good. But his cock was pretty small, not ideal... but if he put in effort it would have been good! . BUT he was done in less than thirty seconds, didn’t even try to hold out for me to cum also, and didn’t want to go again? Who doesn’t want that?? But seriously it’s not hard for me to fucking cum and he acts like it’s a big ordeal. Guys are supposed to want you to cum too!”

Your hand feels slightly sweaty as you rub her back. She groans very softly and leans against your hand, moving it lower. “Right there, please. Thank you...” she’s breathing more evenly now. “Well.. so what was he supposed to do to help you cum?” You venture, feeling awkward but emboldened as she’s shut her eyes and leaned up against your shoulder. She’s so soft and warm.

“Well I mean, I even told him. Basically all I need to turn me into a thirsty slut is some butt play. Like touch me at all on my ass, and I go crazy. I get really wet and turned on... It’s not hard for me to cum if I get warmed up a little. I can cum right away with something in my ass. And I wanna go and go and go as long as there’s some foreplay.” “...oh. Oh really?” (Another drop of precum. You shiver.)

She giggles shyly, looking up at you through her long dark hair. She looks pointedly down at your tented pants and the all too obvious growing wet spot on your jeans, and looks into your eyes. “Yeah.. “ You watch her beautiful big green eyes, locked with yours, roll slightly up into her head as (you can’t believe your boldness) your hand slides down... onto her soft, thick ass, god her leggings are soft.. and you begin to rub. And squeeze.

She moans super loudly, and squirms back into your hand. “Oh yes please,” she whimpers... sounds like a green light to you if you’ve ever heard one.

HEY ITS BASED ON A REAL LIFE OCCURRENCE OF A SHITTY FUCK. Inquire within to role play as my hot best friend who will dry my tears with his dick.

Kinks:

-ANAL (please be real focused on my ass, that’s what I’m most into - all kinds of anal play, fingering, eating, toys,

SPANKING!!, butt massage, massage in general, butt worship. Be the fuck I wanted, not the fuck I got. )

-thick girls (cuz that’s me, ngl), big ass -precum and cum play, lots of cum -sucking dick, dick worship - dirty talk -domination -creampies -choking -restraints -teasing -fingering -open to other stuff too!!

Limits: -scat, bloodplay, cutting, violence, fuckbois, impatient messages I will try to respond to you if you give me a good robust response but I’m not perfect. Also I may take a while maybe, I’m pretty new to this and a slow typer. 🙃 looking forward to what happens... if this is still up I’m still potentially responding!