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Sometimes, I don't know, to show they have a sense of humor, my company puts me up in a water park hotel....on a weekend....during the summer......and........
I am sitting there minding my own business in the room. I hear family type noises through the walls. The hotel had been renovated but they did not lower the base boards or put longer doors on the adjoining rooms (which I had...more later). Just another summer Saturday in the midwest I say to myself. Then it gets quieter. I hear doors shutting, kids laughing and then din fades....ahhh I say. A trip to the water slides for them and a bit more peace for me!!!
Then it starts. A deep moan. Kind of moose like. Making me think they had a pet moose in addition to all the kids. Then the moans become more and more identifiable. Love is being made. Or forced into the short time they have left. I figured 5-7 minutes tops! It lasted. This guy was giving it to her and she was taking it. I thought well, you have to put your bait in the water when there are fish right?
I wondered if there was a parental pact made...like you guys have did duty for two hours while we...ahem....and all the parents got a turn.
Next I thought I would put a towel under the crack in the door to dampen it out. Nope, didn't do a thing.
So I just sat there silently and had a threesome with them through the wall.
So if we were to "return fire", what would we do? I'm interested if you have had an experience like this or been the "culprit".....You know what to do next.
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