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If we matched on dating apps tonight,
There would still be pickup lines to write.
What else should I do?
I want to make love to you
Something that's not happened for the longest time.
Nearly feel my sex appeal is gone.
Women always leave their clothing on.
But we could change that -
I think you ought to know that
I intend to fuck you for the longest time.
Normally I like my stories long
But it seems to me
That this time that's wrong.
Perhaps this prompt isn't so strong
But why stop now
When the song's almost over?
Actually, I'm stopping now because I can't quite come up with a way to continue the pastiche and have it feel not-forced.
Kinks this time around: Wit, wordplay, being wanted for me, cuddles, marathon fucking sessions in every room of the house
Limits: Cheating, underage, critters, non-sexual bodily fluids (with the possible exception of a trace of blood on a bit lip making out), irreversible bodily harm.
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