I have come to the conclusion that one useless writer is called a ghost; that two are called moderators, and that three or more become a subreddit! And by God, I have had this subreddit! For two years, writers and ghosts have gulled, cullied, and diddled these long-form authors with their ridiculous prompts! Incest prompts, rape prompts, snuff prompts, chat prompts! And when we dared stand up like writers interest in plot to go with their smut, they have downvoted our posts, left inane comments, ignored our replies, and reported us! And still, this subreddit refuses to grant ANY of my prompts that may lead to a longer story, even so much as the courtesty of single orange envelope! Good God, what in hell are you waiting for?

Send me an orange envelope with his name and I'll promise to give you a fortnight or so working through the prompt of your choice from your history or mine.