I put some witty innuendo based post on a silly social media ap in your town. You laughed and PM'd me (if I can make you laugh I can make you cum is a guiding principal for me!). We chatted back and forth as I moved around the country then one day I said I will be back in town on Wednesday.......................you were a little coy but the reply came back "we should meet".................

We decided on the Christian Chicken place close to my hotel. We got there at about the same time, walked in and ordered our nuggets and shakes and took a seat. All around were the young moms trying to impart important social skills on children, no running, either sit and eat or go and play you decide! It is fun to eavesdrop on those conversations and, well, judge a little but it is just part of life. If anyone paid us any mind they probably thought how cute, she is having dinner with her dad.......never knowing what had been in our exchanges.

We talked about my travels and your vacation. You had been to the beach. I could see your red cheeks and a hint of a tan line on your neck where your bikini top had been tied. After a while, the inevitable question was left hanging in the air like a blimp over the football game. Do you want to come back to my room?

I've got in my head how the rest of the time unfolds. I'm curious through RP/chat what you think happens.

A Catfish Caveat: I know you are there. You aren't as clever as you think you are. I have been online since 1996, and have seen every version of your species known to man. If you reply, and we start to chat, I will likely ask for a "proof of life picture", likely my handle on a slip of paper posed in a way that proves authenticity. I am not a pic collector or just trying to curate porn. If you read all my posts, I am just a guy looking for an honest, needle in the haystack connection with someone in the vast zeitgeist.