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[F4M] Neighbor, Nudist, Mother, MILF
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AnAmazingFerret is a female looking for a male
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"Every guy wants to marry a slut, right up until she goes and fucks the neighbor."

My ex-husband told me that, a couple of years before he left me. We were on holiday in Hawaii, and he had just caught me staring at the tanned and well-trained bodies of two young men in their early twenties as they walked past, surf boards in hand. At the time, I felt ashamed; we had recently found out that I was pregnant, and I still clung to the idea of marital bliss and the pristine, idyllic suburban life with a house and a car and a loving family. I didn't want to betray his trust, or his love.

Ironically, he was the one who wound up cheating on me, with a woman from his HR-department. When I learned of the affair, I filed for divorce, kicked him out, and then went on a 10-day spiral of grief, regret and anger. When the divorce finalized - and it was quick; he did not deny the affair, nor did he apologize - I was left with a substantial amount of money, a good house, a nice car, and full custody over my son who was ten at the time. I myself was 34.

I tried my best to be a good mother to Jonah, and to devote myself to the pristine life I had imagined. But without a man in my life, I found my needs growing increasingly more pressing, and the words of my husband came floating back to me, like a strangely prophetic ghost. All my life, I'd considered myself a 'good girl'; the kind who obeys her man and has nice, straightforward intercourse to help him relax and de-stress, or to help make babies. Now, I was coming to the end of an 8-year dry spell, and I found my needs harder to ignore than ever before.

I began watching porn. I admit it, even though I hope Jonah never finds out. Knowing that his mom likes to watch that sort of videos isn't something I want to inflict on him-- but it's the truth. And the more I watched, the more I began to resent what I had been conditioned to feel. What my parents had told me, my boyfriends, my preacher, my school. I began to masturbate every morning in the shower, and then I bought my first dildo. A month later, I owned three. The month after that, a butt plug and a pair of handcuffs. A paddle. Sexy lingerie. Anything that I could get my hands on that scratched that horrible, pervasive little itch in the pit of my stomach. I had ignored my own desires for almost thirty years, and I was not having it anymore.

Then, last year, Jonah turned 18. He graduated high school, and shipped off to go to college two states over, which left me all alone in my big, suburban house. I was happy for him, of course, and elated to see my handsome son growing up-- but I was also happy for a different reason. No sooner had he left than I began doing what I had wanted to do for years, ever since my porn-habit began. To some, it might seem stupid, or even perverse, but to me, it was the only thing I could think to do that would make me truly happy.

I became a nudist. In my house, on the weekends or while working from home; even in the garden when the weather allowed it. Something about shedding my clothes and letting my body hang free made me unreasonably happy, and before long I was spending several hours every day lying out in the sun, naked as the day I was born and letting the warm rays bake my skin into a delicious golden tan. Being nude gave me confidence, and with Jonah no longer living at home, I began to date again. Not romantic dates, mind you; I had been married once, and I had no desire to be married again. My dates were purely about sex. A drink at his place or mine, to feel out the chemistry, and then falling to my knees to take his cock in my mouth, like a ravenous wolf swallowing its prey whole.

"Every guy wants to marry a slut". Without knowing it, my ex-husband had inspired me to become exactly what he had always dreamed of, and the more sex I had, the more adventurous I became. By inches, I grew tired of the charade of going on dates, when all I really craved was the sensation of a new, warm body pressing me down into the mattress. Instead, I began hiring young, handsome men to clean my pool or tend to my garden, purely so I could seduce them. Lying naked in a pool chair when they came over, showing off my perfectly tanned skin unmarred by even the slightest of bikini straps, and with a small, pink plug faintly visible between voluptuous cheeks. Beckoning them to come closer, and closer still, until I was sucking them off in the plain view of the neighbors, and letting them fuck me right there on the side of the pool.

Maybe that's how you first saw me, after you moved into the house next door. I know for a fact that I was having a lot of trouble keeping quiet when that college-aged stud last week was fucking my ass doggy-style on the backyard patio. Or maybe you just caught a peek of me through the windows, walking around my house naked and singing along to David Bowie. Whatever the case, I am fairly certain that you saw me before I saw you, because you had quite a peculiar look on your face when we first shook hands. I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood, maybe see what sort of guy you were - but the look in your eyes, both curious and aroused, told me that you'd already gotten the measure of me. Your neighbor, the nudist. The hedonist. The slut.

I don't mind you knowing. You'd find out sooner or later, when every pizza guy who stops by my house winds up staying for thirty minutes, and there's a new pool boy every week. Maybe I'll make it easy for you to take a hint, and make sure to position myself in front of a window facing your house next time I go to masturbate with my favorite 8-inch dildo. Maybe I'll invite you over for a mint julep and a slice of pie, and see where the afternoon takes us. Or maybe I'll just wait until your curiosity gets the better of you, and you come slinking over to see what your local cum dumpster is up to. Either way is fine with me. So long as my son is away at college, I am free to be as wild and free-spirited as I want. And oh, do I want! I want it all, darling. I want your rough, your deep and hard, your filth.

Only thing I don't want is a ring on my finger ever again.


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