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I sit anxiously in my chair at an outside table of the charming little cafe; trying not to fidget much, but not succeeding all that well. I fall into a little routine of check my phone, touch my braided red hair, fidget with my glasses, look around...
Drum my fingers on the table, and look around again, before sighing and checking my phone for the 13th time this minute, seeing if there are any messages or if you are late yet. Of course not, it's still ten agonizing long minutes before you are scheduled to arrive, but that was the cost of my arriving twenty minutes early. I couldn't help it, I was so looking forward to meeting you!
Sometimes for sheer variety in my anxious, eager fidgeting, I'll smooth my emerald green dress, again, or look at the menu, despite having it pretty much memorized and knowing exactly what I want to order, wether we are getting drinks or food.
My friend Sarah spoke very highly of you and our compatibility for romance, and it's been a few years since I went on a good date... Time to check the phone... Oh, look, one minute closer to blind date night.... Fingers crossed that Sarah was right!
Hi! I'm looking for a blind date that goes really well, with lots of butterflies and flirting.
I'm short, I'm pale, I'm pretty blind without my glasses. I'm out as a lesbian, so no worries about bi curiosity or anything. I can be awkward and hopefully adorkable often, but try not to talk about last week's D&D game or Firefly the entire date.
I like buildup and romance and holding hands in the park and staring goofily into each other's eyes. Bonus points for cuddles by a fire.
Sex is an eventual possibility, but I generally take that pretty slowly. I'm somewhat on the demisexual and sapiosexual spectrums. Sometimes I have an immediate onrush of attraction and desire and even lust; sometimes I can banter and tease and duel with words for weeks and months before realizing how deeply I'm attracted to someone. Flirting is fun. Flirty touching is fun. Making out is... sometimes fun. Cuddles are usually fun. Sex is fun, if and when I'm ready. Being pressured for sex is a major turn off. I'm complicated.
Other than those caveats, I'm just your average cute, decently nerdy lady with a big smile and a warm heart. I do have some (possibly switchy) kinks, but you will have to find those out!
Limits include futa, really improbable insertions, drunk play, drugs, extreme abuse, scat (enemas are generally ok), red wings, vomit, torture, murder, necrophilia... I think those are the main ones.
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