Let's not beat around the bush. Some people say there's honor among thieves, but very few people ever talk about honor among sluts. Personally, I've always been fond of the quote from that one movie, Closer, that "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off", and I'd be lying - and enjoying it - if I said that I didn't take pleasure in playing a little dirty now and then. All's fair in love and war, right? Well, I think that goes for lust and competition, too; two sides of the same coin, really, when you think about. So, consider me something of an unethical slut, and consider why that thought still makes your cock hard as diamonds.

It's not that I'm a bad person, really. I just like fucking, and I like tipping the scales in my favor when there's something I like. Such as, for instance, telling little white lies about the other girls at a party, just so I can be sure to go home with the nicest, hottest person I can find. Or convincing a guy that I've never tried anal, just to make him think that he's the first to give it to me. That's not so bad, is it? We both get to have our fun, and you get to believe that you are some great, big stud who talked the shy, virginal girl into giving up her ass to you. The fact that I've taken as much dick there as in my pussy doesn't really matter; we're all just telling stories, anyway. So forget about what's fair. Focus on what's fun. That's the best way to get (a)head in life, trust me.

Fair is fair. And a fair bitch (in every sense of the word) probably gets more dick than the rest of us - but that doesn't exactly seem fair, does it? Fair is as fair does, and as far as fair goes, I think it's fair to take what I can get with what I've got, and claim it for myself, fair and square. Leave it to the nuns to be virtuous; I'll play dirty if I want to, and if that means sucking your dick in the back of a bus to convince you to come home with me, what are you going to do about it? If you ask me, life's a banquet, and I'm going to have my fill before the curtains close.

And if you don't like that? That's fair. Today's theme is for anyone who has something to say on the topic of fairness. Just don't come crying to me when your ethics get in the way of a good fuck. I'll take my philosophy like I take my orgies: Bacchanalian.

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